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assholedisney:

today I saw a preteen girl pick up Mean Girls at Target and ask her friend what it was. She didn’t even know. She said it sounded dumb. The people are forgetting. The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it.

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prettyparamore:

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Top 12 Things Teens Hate About Their Parents

evamalfoy:

theheartlesshorseman:

sm-oriarty:

the-ruby-archer:

4 and 12 are spot on.

Dad, if you see this, please read.

oh my gods all of this is my mother. just my mother. 

2 & 8. My Mum has three kids, her first born who does no wrong, her middle child and her first boy who is her ‘baby’ at 14 and lives on the excuse boys will be boys. Guess who I am.

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serkets:

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creepyjirachi:

"you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.

pansexuals spend their lives in solitude, with only rocks for company

meanwhile asexuals are friends with everyone. literally every single person on the planet. i do not know how i remember so many names

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“Swearing is unattractive” I’m not attractive anyway so fuck off

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iamayoungfeminist:

unoriginaldariaknockoff:

men are the worst but also sometimes they are the best. not as a group. but as individuals

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laughterkey:

zoomwitch:

number-one-mollusc-fan:

snerky:

incredible

holy shit

look at this

I don’t even know where to begin.

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Careers by Zodiac Sign

trippyhit:

adam-rikard:

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stupiddogwalkers:

simply-terrific:

chihorihiro:

I cried

Fucking crazy I want to be a sportscaster so badly 

OMG I AM A TAURUS AND I LOVE TO TEACH WHAT IS THIS SORCERY

THEY GOT ME RIGHT AS A SCORPIO but i also want to be a dentist

wow that was 100% accurate. I really wanted to be either a counselor or a psychiatrist 

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